I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You don't make any sense
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