Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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