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  She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.

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• after the letters "e" and "n" my brain inserted instantly the word enema. what the fuck? seriously?

  Submitted by polacke on Jul 29, 12 at 12:28pm

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• This should be on Urban Dictionary, as the definition of "Heather".

  Submitted by 186 on Jul 30, 12 at 9:24pm

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• Nice Winston Churchill reference:\n\n"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest."\n\nHe was speaking in 1939 about what role the Soviet Union might play in WWII.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 12 at 11:48am

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• Put that shit on urban dictionary!

  Submitted by janetgo18 on Jul 29, 12 at 6:54pm

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• What percent of people who read that got the reference? A step up from an 'anchorman' quote. But I've heard Churchill smelled like bigfoot's dick so the circle is complete.

  Submitted by Brownthunder on Jul 29, 12 at 9:12pm

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• I've heard a version of this line on NCIS Los Angeles spoken about Hetty.

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 29, 12 at 12:25pm

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• Is Heather Russian?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 29, 12 at 12:17pm

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• Where the hell was most of that line from?!?!

  Submitted by 024knad on Jul 29, 12 at 11:37am

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• Dammit, someone beat me to it. Yes, Churchill; though he probably had a Heather in mind rather than "Russia" at the time, too. Original draft: "I cannot forecast to you the action of 'Russia'. Bitches be crazy."

  Submitted by meg142 on Jul 29, 12 at 11:54am

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  • I think it was, "Mother Russia? Bitch crazy, yo. But in the morning, I shall be sober, and she'll still be crazy." And then he puked on his shoes.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 12 at 12:09pm

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