we're blogging at a bar
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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