didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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