Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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