yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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