I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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