But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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