Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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