i permit you to call me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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