i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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