dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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