pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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