your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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