All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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