This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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