Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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