doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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