i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
