The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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