Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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