We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
