so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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