Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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