Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Ladies don't puke and tell
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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