I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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