I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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