Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
