he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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