So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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