It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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