I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my vag is so smooth its legendary
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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