how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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