apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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