he shaved USA in his pubs
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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