playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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