How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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