Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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