What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
