I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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Robert Downey Jr? Ew, still no.
I love to swallow cum!!! AJ
Oh golly. sounds like a stupid line from an old 70's porno
there is absolutely nothing hot about this line whatsoever.
7:20 - Holy shit, yes!!
who wants a mustache ride I vant one i vant one ooo me too me too
stay away from my cooch with your stash
Wrong, 11:13, a lot of hipster girls dig mustaches.
reppin' that tallanasty!
1:40-lmao! I can hear it now. . ..
Mustaches are only allowed if you're a police officer or a major league pitcher. Or if you're a cowboy I guess but if you're a cowboy go fuck yourself anyway.
isn't it illegal to molest the retarded?
That is the worst pickup line ever.
This is fake. Girls hate mustaches.
i dont understand this at all
Mmmmm that would work on me. Facial hair is the best.
i vote bad night.... for the girl who wanted to be melted by his mustache. AJ
a thousand times ew. unless robert downey jr wrote this text. in which case, Yes.
by mustache, I think he meant wiener-duster, which then implies the "her" was a "him"
^^That girl from super troopers was HOTT!
Fake. 95% of girls hate mustaches, and the other 5% are lying.
There are always exceptions to the mustache rule. I.E.- James Franco in 'Milk'
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