There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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