This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
