belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
