im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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