508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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