hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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