I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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