Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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