Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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