You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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