I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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