my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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