Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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