We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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