Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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