well I can't set my house on fire every night
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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