if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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